Word to the Wise Wednesday: What not to say to your pregnant wife
Who knows if I’ll really keep this up, but hey, it sounded catchy! Today’s WttWW is: What not to say to your pregnant wife. (Note: No, I am not pregnant again. Whew.)
I kept this list on my phone while I was pregnant, and came across it when I backed this up before a total restore a couple weeks ago. Josh, you knew this blog post was coming…
- “You look like Humpty Dumpty.”
- “You look like a roly poly.”
- When walking into a room: “Hey, hey, hey!” (said Fat Albert style)
- “You look like the Kool-Aid man.”
- “You’re moving like a Galapagos turtle.”
- “You reminded me of a hippopotamus in heat.”
- “You’re a big ball of no fun. Literally.”
- “We’re going to take you down to audition for Big Momma 3.”
- “You look like you need another doughnut…”
- “You look like a Christmas ornament.”
I might give him this one…my stomach in this shirt did kind of resemble an ornament…
Yes ladies, Josh is still alive after all of those comments. 🙂 My payback was going to be the blog post, it’s just long overdue. He’s lucky I love him, and that he’s so darn cute. 😉
So…what are things your spouse/partner might have said to while pregnant that you wanted to backhand them for? Share in the comments section below!
